On A Lighter note…

 Prayer power

The small inter-island ferry was sinking. The Captain cried out: “Does anybody know how to pray?” “Yes, Captain, I do” one passenger said. “Wonderful”, the Captain replied, “You start praying. The rest of us will put on the life jackets. We are one short!” 

A few thought provoking questions

If a deaf child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If an herb grower is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If you tried to fail and succeed, which have you done? 

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