CHURCH BULLETIN TYPOS: Food For Thought

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Announcement in the church bulletin for a National Prayer and Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals".

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5.00pm - Prayer and medication to follow. 

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Our next song is "Angels we have heard get high".

The senior choir invites any member who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Miss Charlene Mason sang: "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.


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The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on water". The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus".

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands".

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off. Let the church help.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on 24 October in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoons.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7.00pm. Please use the back door.

The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement Friday at 7.00pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7.00pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side of the church.